justlurkingoverhere:

greencow4:

Cards Against Humanty just released their “For Her” pack, parodying products geared towards women and also giving proceeds to Emily’s List, which helps more women get elected to government.

god I love this company


6 hours ago - ♥60387

Into The Spider-Verse Has One Negative Review 

blog-sev:

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Let’s see.

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2 days ago - ♥66415

spector:

LOCAL MAN DISSOCIATES DURING COMIC EXPOSITION, ASKS A MILENNIAL TO FILL HIM IN


2 days ago - ♥12751

huskyvagina:

angrydykesaysthings:

claycoloredmotherlessness:

girlpanties:

girlpanties:

where’s that quiz where you choose lke 4 colours u like and 4 u dont and it hands your ass on a plate

thank you @cumleaf @@ http://www.astro.com/cgi/atxgen.cgi?btyp=cf

This hurt my feelings

Well damn okay

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3 days ago - ♥73259

eggsaladstain:

my favorite thing about nailed it is the baking tips that just straight up roast the contestants

a cake made with only eggs, milk, oil and sugar is an omelette


4 days ago - ♥38160

folks it is with great pleasure i announce that 19 years after Y2K we are 19 years away from more potential bullshit 

communismed:

wunkolo:

grawly:

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It took Java over 19 years to realize “hey maybe we should allow unsigned integers

Y2K…….

2!!!

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5 days ago - ♥64692
https://Porterr-Robinson.tumblr.com Porterr-Robinson
5 days ago - ♥43447

thickness-protection-program:

hummingbirdcas:

ihatewhites:

Anyway… 2019 is about being bisexual and sexy

Welcome twenty bi-teen

Welcome 20 bi-teen

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6 days ago - ♥134111

This Year
The Mountain Goats
106,391 plays

apparentzebra:

There will be feasting and dancing in Jerusalem next year,
I am gonna make it through this year if it kills me.


6 days ago - ♥9168
sweet-manakete asked, "Apparently Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth just got hitched, and congratulations to them. But this is the first time I've seen Cyrus in a while and I'm shocked she looks human again. Whatever the hell she was doing these last few years is gone and she looks a lot more like she did when she was younger, but healthier. Good for her."

princessofbadvibes:

hello-kitty-senpai:

The demon jumped ship into Katy Perry.

Let me demonstrate 

Era One: Miley is not possesed

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Era Two: Miley is possessed by the Unknown Demon

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Contact: Miley comes into close contact with Katy Perry

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Transfer: Uknown Demon makes leap into Perry

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Recovery: Miley recovers from possession

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First Murder: Katy Perry, Possessed, proceeds to kill a Nun via stress in a legal battle over the purchase of a convent

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This concludes my lecture on the rampant demon problem in Pop Music circles. 

This is…quite convincing…


6 days ago - ♥62510

faeriefountain:

strangepaz:

HAHAHAHA HOLY SHIT

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http://bliivy.tumblr.com/post/139368551686 bliivy
1 week ago - ♥67422
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